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Janus: My Friend and Frenemy

If you weren’t so damn two-faced you wouldn’t be nearly as fun

The bust of Two-faced Janus (Ianus Bifrons) at the Cameron’s Gallery in Tsarskoye Selo 18th century.

Doesn’t she seem so regal sitting there just being both my dear friend and frenemy Janus? Her classical features and implied importance — I mean, no one carved a marble bust of me back in the 1700s so imma go ahead and be impressed. And while she might…