He Sure Seems to Love His P!

Aurelia Bliss
1 min readMay 30, 2022

And while we’re on the subject of men’s fashions, I guess “P” stands for pants? Or did I miss something?

He certainly does seem to love his P and while I find that adorable, trust but verify!

For the reading bot:

Gimme a P! Doodle

Just saying the truth to you, Guys,
We know pants can be a disguise.
Though it’s easy to see,
That you’re proud of your P,
I’d rather judge with my own eyes.

~Aurelia Bliss

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Aurelia Bliss
Aurelia Bliss

Written by Aurelia Bliss

I write nonfiction, fiction, and sort-of-sort-of-not fiction. Whatever I'm writing at the moment is always me giving a peek. Top writer in Humor and History.

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