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Tits Up, Ladies!

Words can mean different things to different people at different times. I’m taking these words back.

4 min readDec 7, 2022

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The Complete Works of Aurelia Bliss on Medium

Everything you ever wanted in a handy list built just for you!

8 min readDec 7, 2022

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About Me Stories

About Me — Aurelia Bliss

Hi everyone! It’s time for karaoke!

3 min readOct 7, 2022

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Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

Anti-Bucket List Challenge

What I would never ever do

3 min readOct 9, 2022

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MuddyUm

The Compendium of Bothersome Critters Welcomes a New Member

It’s spring! From outside the windows, we hear the incessant calls of the Blatherskites: “Fully engaged! Fully engaged! Your turn — your…

3 min readApr 27, 2024

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A small brown bird with weird AI-generated feet is standing in front of a computer screen as if it’s reading. But it’s not. It’s a bird.

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Oh My God, Those Other Guys Are So Stupid

You and me are way smarter than the ones that aren’t as smart as we are, and sometimes I don’t know about you — j/k

2 min readApr 26, 2024

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Ain’t Yo’ Mama’s Tea Party!

Janus: My Friend and Frenemy

If you weren’t so damn two-faced you wouldn’t be nearly as fun

2 min readApr 25, 2024

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The 18th century bust of Two-faced Janus (Ianus Bifrons) in silhouette at the Cameron’s Gallery in Tsarskoye Selo.

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Boomers, Bitches, and Babes

Ask Me About My Resting Bitch Face

Go ahead, I dare you…

3 min readApr 25, 2024

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The Short Place

A Glitch in the Machine

When planned obsolescence becomes recovery on a loop…

6 min readApr 25, 2024

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MuddyUm

WhatsApp Wit Dat?

Would this be easier if I just went ahead and forwarded my SSN and bank information?

4 min readApr 15, 2024

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Aurelia Bliss

Aurelia Bliss

11.2K Followers

I write nonfiction, fiction, and sort-of-sort-of-not fiction. Whatever I'm writing at the moment is always me giving a peek. Top writer in Humor and History.

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