Everything you ever wanted in a handy list built just for you! — I saw this done a few times and thought, “Why not?” Now that it’s up it seems like I need to think about the format a little more. Although…it’s a list, so… Anyway, most of this is not in chronological order but rather collected into categories. Autobiography

Hi everyone! It’s time for karaoke! — “Who am I?” is surprisingly the hardest question ever. When I was asked to write an “About Me” article I mulled over just how to do that in the best manner that gave a complete picture. I like telling stories directly from my experiences as autobiographical vignettes. Certain experiences jump…

What I would never ever do — Want to know what I would never ever do? You came to the right place. …

Any issue, large or small, I’m here for you! — Find yourself in a quandary? I can help. Think you’ve become mired in an impossible situation? I can pull you free. Lost your way in some socially confusing wasteland? I can show you the map. You can call me AB, and I’m here to help. People must already know this…

Don’t you be fooled! Big Brother is behind the screen and he has his ways of keeping you in line! — When I started writing oh those many moons ago, scribbling in my glitter-covered notebooks clearly marked “Private!” with bright declarations “This means you.” Who knew I would one day be the writerly “It Girl”? Okay, maybe not THE It Girl but AN It Girl, one of thousands. We, along with…

Aurelia Bliss has come unstuck in time. — I know what you’re thinking, there isn’t enough coal-powered steam left in all the world to save her even a few minutes in the morning to power her hair drier let alone send her off gallivanting around the timeslip. And you’d be right about that. …

Doesn’t matter when we can all be just so very blabbilicious. — So the question really wouldn’t be Chatty Cathy or Loquacious Larentia. Given those choices, we would need to know which one I tended to become under what circumstances. Cathy is just chatty while Laurentia is, well, loquacious. And I can certainly be either. The question of what I am at…

Yes, it’s karaoke time again here in Mediumville. But is it meta? Only her coven knows for sure! — Welcome back to the karaoke lounge. Most of the tunes I have karaokified were directed toward trolls or questions from reader feedback. (And oh, I do love me some tasty feedback!) But this song is neither of those things. Today’s stint at the microphone is sort of a theme song…

No, no, no, I’m not breaking up with you! But it is an all-consuming question. — Okay, so it was just Halloween and what did we learn? ’Twas the season for all things spooky and terrifying. In fact, if you don’t scare yourself into silly, hysterical laughter, you’re doing it wrong. It’s not hard to do. Go walk around your yard at night. Remember when you…