Hi everyone! It’s time for karaoke! — “Who am I?” is surprisingly the hardest question ever. When I was asked to write an “About Me” article I mulled over just how to do that in the best manner that gave a complete picture. I like telling stories directly from my experiences as autobiographical vignettes. Certain experiences jump…

What I would never ever do — Want to know what I would never ever do? You came to the right place. …

But what if they did? — If what-ifs were whiskies we’d all be drunk. I’ve wanted to use that line since I saw it on a cowboy show a week or so ago. …

I’ve seen a lot of articles about what women are looking for in a man. What makes a man desirable. What things a man can do to capture the heart of the woman he desires. Even though I might have had the same goals in mind when dating, I will…

An unapologetic story of avoiding tickets. — In a recent article I made reference to my boobs getting me out of a traffic ticket or two. Given the way ticketing transactions are carried out, it’s a difficult claim to be certain of. …

The ultimate girl power on display — Throughout recorded history, there have been women whose beauty has stunned and shaped societies and the way we remember them. Phryne is such a woman. Phryne came from Thespiae in Boeotia to settle in Athens where she earned her renown. Her given name was Mnesarete but people called her Phryne…

Fishing for eyes. — I have notebooks filled with scattered snatches of ideas, stacks of notebooks. I’ve been keeping them for a long time and I may just have every one I have ever written in. So some of them are pretty old and filled with some writing I still really enjoy reading since…

Now including an exciting plus one bonus boob song! — There have been many songs written about breasts. The thing is, most of them are written and performed by men. But guess what, women write songs about boobs, too. One of the first things you’ll notice perusing a general catalog of boob songs is that the men write sexually charged…

…or are you just glad to see me? — “When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better. ” ~ Mae West For a woman that famously made a name for herself showcasing her sexuality and buxom figure, she began her career with no boobs at all. In 1905 a 12 year old Mary Jane West…