Bad kitty, good kitty, tell me if you would, kitty! I might pretend to be mad but maybe I like the excuse! For the reading bot: Pussycats Just Wanna Play Doodle Who knew she was running about? “You’re a bad little kitty!” I shout. She’s made such a mess, Of my favorite dress. Now…

Well, I think this is perfectly normal… …as long as I get the right kind of attention! For the reading bot: Wooden Swimsuits Were a 1920s Thing Doodle I wonder if figures could please, In bathing suits made out of trees. I wonder if slats, Would make me look fat. And I wonder if…

First fashion and now food. There MUST be a pattern here! Don’t I always say I’m a kitchen goddess? My powers are always a crossover event! For the reading bot: Deli Delights Doodle Without bragging or any pretension, This might be a good time to mention. …

Men’s clothing can be weird, while my choices are just avant-garde. I’m looking for the right dip! For the reading bot: Midnight Snack Doodle As impractical as it is fun, I just know when an outfit is done. Though you may not feel awe, For potato chip bras, I still betcha can’t eat just…

And while we’re on the subject of men’s fashions, I guess “P” stands for pants? Or did I miss something? He certainly does seem to love his P and while I find that adorable, trust but verify! For the reading bot: Gimme a P! Doodle Just saying the truth to…

What are they trying to say? For that matter, what am I trying to say? Those old ads had a certain je ne sais quoi about them. And maybe they just said out loud what we were all thinking! I mean, who doesn’t like an extra large snack sack? …

Just in case you’re wondering what’s up… For the reading bot: It’s Not the Riddle that’s Hard Doodle No one would ask if it should be. Though sometimes we see if it could be. If while in regard, The issue gets hard, How wonderful then that it would be! ~Aurelia…

…is exactly what you’re thinking. For the reading bot: More Than Jewelry Doodle When dressing, like most other girls, I highlight my curves and my curls. To me diamonds are best, To show off my breasts. But sometimes I like to add pearls. ~Aurelia Bliss I can’t help it if…

I’m going to be your open book! For the reading bot: No Need to be Clever, Mister Doodle The stories I’ll tell you are rife, As a teacher and writer and wife. So, no need to sneak, If you want a peek, Just ask and I’ll talk about life. ~Aurelia…