Everything you ever wanted in a handy list built just for you! — I saw this done a few times and thought, “Why not?” Now that it’s up it seems like I need to think about the format a little more. Although…it’s a list, so… Anyway, most of this is not in chronological order but rather collected into categories. Autobiography

Hi everyone! It’s time for karaoke! — “Who am I?” is surprisingly the hardest question ever. When I was asked to write an “About Me” article I mulled over just how to do that in the best manner that gave a complete picture. I like telling stories directly from my experiences as autobiographical vignettes. Certain experiences jump…

What I would never ever do — Want to know what I would never ever do? You came to the right place. …

He can’t, don’t, or just won’t — When life got so busy, and free time ran out faster than a coupon code on a Cyber Monday, being single came with no respite. I often asked myself, What’s a woman to do? But being mopey is a terrible strategy, and there’s only so much wine one can drink…

It’s just a crazy mixed up multifaceted world we are living in and all we can ever really do is try to figure out where we stand in it — So, what is Evo-Psych? I know — I know — it sounds kinda bad. But really it’s just a way to look at the evolution of people and society using psychology to do it. As for the rest, we know what boobs are, and we know what snobs are. …

Lana Turner, eat your heart out! — Doctor Funny swaggered into the malt shop. A little bell hung from the door announced him with a ding-a-ling. The din fell silent with all eyes turning to where Doctor Funny stood like a backlit pun slinger. “Lookin’ fer never curated writers,” he said, arms akimbo. As the rest of…

She’s flatlining, doctor. What do we do? — So I am laying here on a medical bed in an emergency room triage unit specialized in writers’ issues. Everything is foggy and out of focus, ghostly figures move about while the algorithms beep ever slower. Something’s very wrong, doctor. Please help me understand. I suppose I need to be…

Are you going to play it again, Sam? I know you want to. — There are a few things that can get peoples’ backs up. There are some out there who simply can’t let another's opinion stand unchallenged. Add politics or religion to the mix and — hoo boy! I’m not sure how Ms. Manners views online discourse. It’s certainly a relatively new way…

What's your super power? — Superheroes can be counted on for certain things. Latex, spandex, tightly wrapped bodies in brightly festooned outfits come to mind. And when the heroes are heroines, costumes include built in uplift, with a lowcut bodice or boob window, for humblebragging their generous cleavage. With all the different superpowers in all…