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Aurelia Bliss

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Tits Up, Ladies!

Words can mean different things to different people at different times. I’m taking these words back.

Dec 7, 2022

Tits Up, Ladies!

Dec 7, 2022

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Dec 7, 2022

The Complete Works of Aurelia Bliss on Medium

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About Me — Aurelia Bliss

Hi everyone! It’s time for karaoke!

Oct 7, 2022

About Me — Aurelia Bliss

Oct 7, 2022

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Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

Anti-Bucket List Challenge

What I would never ever do

Oct 9, 2022

Anti-Bucket List Challenge

Oct 9, 2022

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MuddyUm

Queen of My Kingdom

When I am writing, royal edict clearly states that everything be transparent

Mar 4

The author, a blonde woman with black glasses, is sitting in her writing room wearing a bejeweled crown and a light blue gown with gem and embroider trim. She is looking pensive with her pen poised above the pages of her open writing journal.

Mar 4

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All About Something

I Know It’s Right

Every day I think the same things, cover the same issues in my head over and over. So many times I’ve come to a resolution, and then off we…

Mar 3

I Know It’s Right

Mar 3

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All About Something

Poking the Algorithm

…or is the algorithm poking me?

Feb 26

Poking the Algorithm

Feb 26

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Black Coffee Poetry

A Coffee Snob’s Straight Up Coffee Confession

I admit to being a beany baby to excess, which means I sometimes need to make concessions

Jan 27

A Coffee Snob’s Straight Up Coffee Confession

Jan 27

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Black Coffee Poetry

I’m Down With Ten to Go

The Greeks were never so straightforward

Jan 24

I’m Down With Ten to Go

Jan 24

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All About Something

A Penny For Your Thoughts

Here’s what I think about another shoe dropping

Jan 19

A Penny For Your Thoughts

Jan 19

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All About Something

It Came From Beyond The Veil

Like any B movie monster, it comes from nowhere to be seriously annoying, causing a lot to trouble until someone just up and throws a…

Jan 15

It Came From Beyond The Veil

Jan 15

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MuddyUm

Booby and the Breasts

Things that hurt my boobs should not be reasonable options

Jan 14

Booby and the Breasts

Jan 14

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All About Something

I Guess It Might Be Time To Give Up

I hate to say it, but I don’t see any other avenues left to me

Jan 11

I Guess It Might Be Time To Give Up

Jan 11

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All About Something

Is This My Hill To Die On?

Why does a small success feel like such a crushing defeat?

Dec 18, 2024

Is This My Hill To Die On?

Dec 18, 2024

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MuddyUm

Attention to Fashion During World War III

A woman’s guide to keeping a better attitude to post-civilization life by taking care of the important things first

Dec 18, 2024

Black and white image of a man and woman cutting a cake shaped like a mushroom cloud while a short man stands slightly behind them watching. From the 1940s, this image minimizes the terror of atomic bombs.

Dec 18, 2024

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MuddyUm

Should I Gyre or Gimble in My Wabe?

A poetry slam is just alternate karaoke night without a soundtrack

Dec 15, 2024

Original black ink illustration by John Tenniel, 1871 in Through the Looking-Glass by Lewis Carroll, modified for width. We see the dragon like Jabberwocky coming through the trees, its round head at the end of a long neck, with it’s mouth open showing teeth, long hands and feet with claws, and bat wings flared from high on it’s back. A small girl with a sword longer than her body gets ready to swing her vorpal blade.

Dec 15, 2024

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Short and Weird

Between Fear and Suffering, There Is No Real Choice

I could warn you but it would not be a good thing for you to know

Nov 27, 2024

Image generated with complete story text as prompt. It is of girl cowering from a malevolent computer AI spread through her world and reaching with shadowy arms. This image is entirely designed by AI without manipulation by the author.

Nov 27, 2024

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The Pub

Hot Cherry Lipstick for The Win

I thought the Big Kiss Karaoke Contest would be the only thing that could have gotten me back on stage so soon, but then Smillew Rahcuef…

Nov 27, 2024

Hot Cherry Lipstick for The Win

Nov 27, 2024

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Age of Empathy

Just Treated Like a Bunch of Witches

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Nov 25, 2024

Just Treated Like a Bunch of Witches

Nov 25, 2024

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All About Something

I’ve Been Negatively Programmed Through Guilt

You must do this, this, this, and that or you are not a faithful supporter — and so I have made a decision

Nov 25, 2024

I’ve Been Negatively Programmed Through Guilt

Nov 25, 2024

Aurelia Bliss

Aurelia Bliss

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I write nonfiction, fiction, and sort-of-sort-of-not fiction. Whatever I'm writing at the moment is always me giving a peek. Top writer in Humor and History.

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